Y’know … when your show’s conceit is that Lady Sif has been found naked and covered in tattoos in Times Square, then I want to be able to see Lady Sif naked.

But no.  This is NBC.  Broadcast channels don’t play that game.

The rest of the show?  Yawn.  Boring.  Clues from the tattoos feel manufactured rather than coming naturally out of real investigations.  Sigh.  Jaimie Alexander wasted.  And nowhere near naked enough.